The best cab ride ever. I had the time of my life on green beer Sunday right before St. Paddy’s day. I started drinking at noon if that tells you anything. Like any typical girls night, I was having way too much fun to leave—so I didn’t.
9:00 pm rolls around, all of my friends are already gone, and I’m finally ready to leave. Two cabs are sitting out front, so naturally I approach the first one. He said “$45.” My house is ten minutes away. No wonder Uber is taking over—waiting patiently here in CNY. Me being the sassy ass that I am said “I bet this other cab driver will give me a better deal!” I may be sassy, but I was right. Other cab driver said he’d give me a $10 break. You just get vibes from people and this guy gave me good ones. I sat in the front seat with a beer in my hand—apparently I walked out with it, sue me.
He probably thought I was just drunk and wouldn’t remember our conversation, but to his surprise, I remembered every word.
I asked him what he wanted to do in life and he told me how he wanted to be an actor. This lead to the topic of martial arts. I’m thinking maybe like a Jackie Chan kind of thing. He showed me insane videos with him hitting dummies left and right. HI-YA! He’s basically a ninja. He told me that one time this dude 3X his size put a knife to his neck and tried to rob him.
Thats crazy because the cab driver is pretty big too. Little does the robber know that man-bun is a martial arts master disguised as a taxi cab driver. He was so funny telling me this story. So he tells me he is “acting” nervous while grabbing the cash for the robber, making a point to tell me he was actually very calm and that being calm is important. So he grabs the robbers hand so that he drops the knife, elbows him in the face, and then pushes off the dashboard to end up in the back seat with the robber. He kicks him while opening the door so that he falls out onto the street. He gets back in the drivers seat and the robber is up and on the hood of the cab. LOL. So he drives off like in the movies with the bad guy still on top of the car. Man-bun-1, other guy- 0.
So instead of a silent ride home, we just talked like we knew each other. I love conversations with strangers. I don’t like small talk like “Hey how are you?” “I’m good thanks.” Its like a never-ending cycle of boringness. I don’t care if it’s customary, Be UNpopular people. Ask people real stuff. Get to know each other. Deep convos are what I live for, not pointless polite convos that are easily forgotten. I don’t want to be easily forgotten. I’m going to make my mark on this earth one way or another. I don’t want to look back when I’m older and wish I would have done things differently. Find your way lovies—because when you do, the feeling is like no other. I’m never going back to the old me.
It was a $35 cab ride btw. Totes worth it though.
Had to meet up with him sober for these photos. SUCCESS. ✔️ Do something crazy today. Do something UNpopular, yolo. Interview below.
- Q: What inspires you everyday, what gets you going?
A: I feel needed in the community, that’s why I don’t drink at all. I like to be ready at all times, in case someone needs a ride.
2. Q: Are you going to try to be an actor?
A: That would be cool, maybe if I had the chance.
3. Q: What is one thing you wish people would know about you?
A: I wear driving gloves and I think people get the wrong idea. Just because I look tough, people judge me right away, but I’m a really nice person.